Polar Bears Aren't Real

Polar Bears Aren’t Real.
They’re just very committed ice ghosts.

Welcome to the internet’s most sinister conspiracy. The bears aren't real.

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❄️ They’re too white to be real

Have you ever seen something that white in nature? Exactly. Case closed.

🧊 Their habitat is CGI

“Arctic ice” is clearly just a VFX team with a fog machine and a green screen. Probably filmed in Burbank.

🍪 Strategic cookie placement

How else do you explain the perfectly timed shots? Someone’s holding snacks behind the camera.

📡 Follow the antennas

Have you noticed how many ‘nature cams’ are conveniently pre‑installed? Wake up, sheeple.

Is this serious?

Yes. 🐻‍❄️

Can I contribute “evidence”?

Absolutely. Post on social with the hashtag #PolarbearsArentReal. Best posts get featured.

Can I buy a T‑shirt?

Not yet, but you can add a link later to a store (Shopify, Printful, etc.).

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